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Mt. Sinai makes another list once again...

NY Times seems to think the best solution is the wrecking ball. lol

thanks to hazel for biggin' this up to me. freakin hilarious!!! txt txt nalang

to see blindness.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Ralph's Birthday...


Lalkha's Birthday...

1. Riza is always right.
2. See above.
3. Derek must listen.
4. Derek must memorize these rules.
5. Derek cannot make rules.

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i WANT!!!



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Riza you animal!!!

Only in New York!!

Only in New York. Yeah baby!!!!

Practice makes perfect... next lesson???

CHEERS!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting
5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Isa and Niko courtesy of Erick

Peruvian soda that tastes like carbonated sago!!! Yums!!!

You people who have not registered vote you know who you are... But don't worry, I got you... 110408

Anyone who LOVES beer must hit up Eulogy Beer Tavern in Philadelphia. There are literally HUNDREDS of beer there.

I recommend Chimay White on tap.

Biggups to Fred to hooking it up.

• created a flickr pro account. check it out @ http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddderekkkkk/
• hit up atl. city & ill'adelphia
• my right eye is getting worse. needs stronger RX. i might as well be legally blind =/
• 132k on audi's clock ! woohoo!
• met ryker glenn
• =( lolo pat

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